My little quarterback.......

Here is a brief convo Corey and I had at dinner a few weeks back.....

Corey: "What do you think our children will be like?"

Me: "I'm not sure. They won't be small. That's a given."

Corey: "Oh my gosh I hope they don't get your ears."

Me: "I agree, that would be tragic."

Corey: " It would be okay if they were tall like you."

Me: "Ya so they can play sports."

Corey: "What sports do you think they will play?"

Me: "I'm not sure. Maybe we should wait to ask them seeing as how they don't even exist yet."

Corey: "Oh man, I hope they get bigger hands than me."

Krystle: "Why so they could palm a basketball?"

Corey: "No, so they can grip a football real tight."

Krystle: "um okay."

Corey: "I hope they get my arm."

Krystle: "Okay."

Corey: "Seriously Krystle. I have an amazing arm. If I only had bigger hands I could throw the football farther than Brett Favre."

Me: At this point I looked up to see if he was serious.

He was.

So naturally I started cracking up and spit water out my nose.

Oh corey, how admire your confidence.

BAM!

You just got sacked by small children.